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First dates are tough.You want to leave a good impression. But you don’t want to come on too strong. It’s the fine balance between telling your date how much you love your Mom… But not telling your date you love your Mom so much that when she died you left her body propped up in bed and you kiss the corpse goodnight before bed. You know what I mean? It’s a razor thin line. With that said, the #1 thing you should NOT do on a date is go ten pin bowling. The last time I went bowling was with my ex-girlfriend and her daughter and it was horrible. First of all, if I win I look like King Dickhead for crushing them. If I lose I look like Crown Prince Dickhead for losing to them. Also her Mum said I was lazy because I didn’t wash up the dishes once so that was annoying too. I’m getting distracted here. What I’m saying is that I wasn’t comfortable on this date. So I couldn’t be my full self… First of all, no one looks sexy in giant, borrowed clown shoes.