Undiluted Gist: 9 Embarrassing Fruit To Eat In Public

Fruits are good and wonderful. But There are some fruits people avoid eating in the public. Here are 9 Fruits you should avoid eating in the public to avoid embarrassment

1. Watermelon

Watermelon, If care is not properly taken can turn you to a breathing dummy. Imagine having it water run from your to your elbow while eating in public and if you are putting on a short sleeve. Very embarrassing to eat in public if the seller didn't pieces it for you

2. Mango

Mango is so much embarrassing. When you finish dealing with flies (as if they contributed the money money you used to buy it),you raise your head and see people looking at the way water is running down your elbow you then look for were to clean your hand. And the most embarrassing stage is the fibres getting stuck between your teeth, you start using your tongue to drag it in public, until You enter one corner and start pulling it with your hand. Here is my story. During my jamb lessons days I was crushing one this beautiful girl, classy and clean. She got her eyes on me too then and we started a relationship. On that very day, she went out during break and bought a mango and started licking it in the class, my heart shattered when the mango's fluid slipped down her wrist to her arms. She caught it on her elbow with her mouth. Her shame out-shamed mine. My friends eyes caught my eye's instantly and I knew I was in for roasting must later and we only dated for 23 minutes

3. Orange

You better go for small Orange in the public because those big ones will widening your mouth like a person that want swallow the head of a baby

4. Sugar Cane

When you are chewing and saliva is doing excourt and the it transform your face and the moment you drag it with your teeth and the other edge flogs your head. if You start chewing sugar in public you instantly lost your sense of reasoning. There was a time my friend got knocked by a bike all in the name of chewing sugar cane. The worst is that, after gotten injured he still crawled and picked his sugar cane and continue chewing. 

5. Cashew

Cashew is the worst. The water must not drop on your cloth. Imagine eating it outside, you will have to make your neck very long like giraffe own because if the water touches your cloth it wouldn't clear away even those you use one thousand hypo.

6. Cucumber

Girls are made to forbidde buying cucumber not to talk of eating in public. Someone must have say " this girl must be masturbating"

7. Banana

Eating banana in the public makes men look like a gay and makes women seem as if they are licking and suckling dick

8. Paw-paw

The chewing sound when Eating paw-paw so embarrassing.

9. Guava

This is one of the fruits that cannot be eaten in public

Which fruit is the most embarrassing to eat in public? Comment below!