Signs To Detect Lesbians

There are many signs by which lesbianism can be detected, or at least suspected.

They suspiciously start wearing only rainbow clothing.

They take a sudden interest in shows like OITNB.

Their new favorite band is Tegan & Sara

Just look at their right elbow! All lesbians have green right elbows.

So, the way you know is IF and when THEY TELL YOU. Never just assume someone’s sexual identity, preferences or such.

And you shouldn’t ASK either! It’s really none of your business, even if you are interested in them. Keep it in your pants as they say.

If you want to get to know them better, then please, do so. After a while, you will know.

If you're a woman, and she hits on you, you may begin to wonder if she's a lesbian. If later, in bed, you discuss how you also like men and she says she only likes women, then you know for sure.

If you're a man, and you hit on her, and she says no thank you, I'm into women, then you know sure.

Either way, her telling you explicitly is the only way to know if she's a lesbian.

Having two women having regular sex with each other.

Another is two women getting married in states or countries that allow same-sex marriage.

Two women feverishly embracing and groping each other while tongue kissing could be lesbians!

When a pair of women approach a man to provide the special ingredient needed for successful in vitro fertilization, this too could be the sign of a lesbian couple!

So if you want to know if a woman is a lesbian, look for just such telltale signs. Because prying into the love lives of neighbors and strangers requires eternal vigilance!

If you are a woman:

She stares at your boobs (it just happens, she doesn’t mean to, she’s not proud of it but bigger objects have greater gravity, just physics)

She avoids asnwering what she thinks of that dude (his gf though…)

She is quick to compliment you when you look sexy or put more work into your visage

When you ask her whether that guy would like you she laughs and says that if he doesn’t she’d fill his role and then winks (wink wink)

When you ask what kind of guys she prefers she says “The ones without dick and with boobs” and she doesn’t mean eunuchs with moobs.

When you ask her to describe her ideal partner she drops key words like “double Ds”, “long flowly hair”, “hourglass figure” and “mama bear”.

When you go to a club she checks you out… and that girl over there, and that girl at the bar… and then you again and that hot waitress, oh, look that singer has double Ds!

When you ask her what she thinks of your short skirt, she makes a “rawr” sound.

When you take her to a strip night, she spends the entire time playing Candy Crush or buying drinks to that equally annoyed girl.

She only dances with women. Or eunuchs with moobs.She tells you.

Being exclusively sexually or romantically attracted to women.